1 00:01:02,895 --> 00:01:06,164 Julio, are you there? 2 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:09,434 Look who's paying us a visit. 3 00:01:13,372 --> 00:01:15,340 Fee, fi, fo, fum. 4 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:17,943 I smell the blood of an Englishman. 5 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:20,244 What's the matter with your nose, boy? 6 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,713 That's no Englishman. 7 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:24,749 Villar is right, Julio. 8 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,952 Look at this gentleman. 9 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:29,654 His manly bearing, 10 00:01:29,656 --> 00:01:34,493 resolute jaw, fearless, flashing eyes. 11 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:36,862 Oh, now I know, count. 12 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:39,364 He must be a secret service man. 13 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:42,066 Splendid, Julio. 14 00:01:50,242 --> 00:01:52,611 Well, livey, fancy that. 15 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,614 Why, he must be the notorious James West. 16 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,749 Oh, no, Tony. 17 00:01:57,751 --> 00:02:00,251 We're not that honored. 18 00:02:04,891 --> 00:02:08,660 Oh, dear. Now look what I've gone and done. 19 00:02:09,762 --> 00:02:13,197 Really, Miranda. 20 00:02:13,199 --> 00:02:16,334 What a shocking way to treat a government agent 21 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:20,605 who's been snooping around where he hasn't any right to be. 22 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:23,408 West's sidekick, Artemus Gordon? 23 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:24,676 No, Deadeye. 24 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:28,547 This gentleman is neither of those two worthies, 25 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:30,582 although the plan was for you to meet 26 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:32,283 Messieurs West and Gordon here 27 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:36,087 and pass on the information you'd nosed out about us. 28 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:38,189 Isn't that right, Mr. Markham? 29 00:02:40,492 --> 00:02:41,626 Ah! 30 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:49,000 Golly, golly, golly. 31 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,803 What's Mr. Markham going to do now? 32 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:55,006 Well, what can he do, Julio? 33 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,140 Nothing... 34 00:02:58,143 --> 00:02:59,744 except die. 35 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:11,389 Markham said he'd leave the door open for us. 36 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:13,725 Well, let's not stand on ceremony. 37 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,633 Jim! 38 00:04:31,603 --> 00:04:33,471 Jim! 39 00:04:46,952 --> 00:04:48,920 That's nice shooting. 40 00:04:51,256 --> 00:04:53,658 Oh, I think I sprained my ankle when I landed. 41 00:04:55,527 --> 00:04:56,895 Jim, look. 42 00:04:58,230 --> 00:05:00,865 West. Artemus. 43 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:02,600 Come here very quietly. 44 00:05:25,591 --> 00:05:27,258 Is he, uh...? 45 00:05:29,895 --> 00:05:32,630 How can that be? 46 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:34,298 I distinctly heard him speak. 47 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:35,499 Would you care 48 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:38,737 to place a small wager on that, 49 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:40,304 Mr. Gordon? 50 00:06:49,474 --> 00:06:50,775 Hey. 51 00:06:51,543 --> 00:06:52,743 Oh. 52 00:07:04,523 --> 00:07:07,025 It's all right, nurse. That'll be all. 53 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:08,159 Thank you. 54 00:07:09,761 --> 00:07:12,263 "Olvide sus penas en el Parque Eco. 55 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,966 Felicidad, risa y alegria." 56 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:16,367 Whatever the devil that means. 57 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:18,002 Oh, roughly translated, sir, it means, 58 00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:21,572 "For a happy and joyous time, visit the Eco Amusement Park." 59 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:23,908 Mm. Well, hang that silly poster. 60 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:27,578 Let me remind you two of the few very pertinent facts. 61 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:29,380 Item number one: 62 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:33,318 Vance Markham has been brutally murdered by whom? 63 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,419 In all probability, by the Eccentrics, 64 00:07:35,421 --> 00:07:37,021 an organization of murderous thugs 65 00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:39,090 who specialize in assassination for hire. 66 00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:40,859 Oh, very good, Mr. Gordon. Thank you, sir. 67 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:43,094 What else do we know about the Eccentrics? 68 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,495 Well, no one has ever seen them, sir, 69 00:07:44,497 --> 00:07:47,198 but from the bits and pieces we've been able to gather, 70 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,667 I don't think there's any doubt that they intend to assassinate 71 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:51,469 the president of Mexico, Ju�rez. 72 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:52,871 Good. 73 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:56,007 Remind me to give the two of you a gold star to paste 74 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:57,275 in your copybooks. 75 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:58,476 Yes, sir. 76 00:07:59,444 --> 00:08:01,445 Gentlemen, if our president 77 00:08:01,447 --> 00:08:03,647 is sleeping soundly at the moment, 78 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:06,117 it is because he has somehow got the idea 79 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:10,321 that we can prevent anything from happening to Ju�rez. 80 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:13,591 And just how do we do that, Mr. West? 81 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:15,226 I was thinking about paying a visit 82 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:16,928 to the Eco Amusement Park. 83 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,839 Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! 84 00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:10,641 Ladies and gentlemen, 85 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:14,012 come and explore our fascinating world. 86 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:17,781 A universe of laughter, fun and frivolity, 87 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:21,185 and all for just 5 centavos. 88 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:22,987 Hurry! Hurry! 89 00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:25,656 Come and see the sights which have amazed mankind 90 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:28,726 since the days of Helen of Troy. 91 00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:29,927 Deadeye, 92 00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:34,865 justly renowned as the fastest gun on Earth. 93 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:40,604 Tony, undisputed master of the art of knife-throwing. 94 00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:44,842 And this lovely shell-like ear 95 00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:47,945 is none other than the imperial ear 96 00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:51,482 of the Princess Yasmine Ayasutupeth, 97 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,519 queen by ancestral right of Aramean, 98 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:59,623 rescued not six months ago from the slave markets at Mecca 99 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:02,626 and brought here at great cost. 100 00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:04,595 But this is just a foretaste 101 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:07,198 of the fabulous feast awaiting you within. 102 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,000 Will Your ravishing Majesty deign to enter 103 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:13,171 the Cabinet of No Return? 104 00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:22,447 Through the intercession 105 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:26,250 of the Black Council of Baal, Bael, Balaam, 106 00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:31,255 and of the sorcerer's name that may not even be whispered. 107 00:11:39,731 --> 00:11:42,400 Thank you. Thank you. 108 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:45,503 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 109 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:49,474 Your enthusiastic response is much appreciated. 110 00:11:50,775 --> 00:11:55,179 And now, for your further entertainment, 111 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:58,282 Titan is ready to match his formidable muscles 112 00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:00,318 against all comers, 113 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,988 and the prize for whoever can defeat him: 114 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:09,059 Nothing less than the crown of the Emperor Herodotus of Rome, 115 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:14,965 2,000 years old and worth a king's ransom. 116 00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:18,068 However, I must caution you. 117 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:22,373 Titan will not likely yield this priceless relic. 118 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:30,214 Mm. 119 00:12:32,184 --> 00:12:34,985 But to our little frolic, 120 00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:38,956 who will have the prize for which gladiators died 121 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,291 in the Colosseum? 122 00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:43,394 What about you? 123 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,796 Wouldn't you care to lock horns with Titan? 124 00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:50,635 The, uh, gentleman outweighs me by several ounces. 125 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:53,204 Goliath outweighed David too, if you recall, 126 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,438 and David took a chance. 127 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,706 Won't you reconsider? 128 00:13:14,526 --> 00:13:16,126 Since you put it that way. 129 00:13:20,832 --> 00:13:23,867 You realize, of course, 130 00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:26,870 that you are going to die. 131 00:13:29,741 --> 00:13:33,544 Everybody dies. Keep the change. 132 00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:38,416 Very nice. 133 00:14:24,062 --> 00:14:26,264 Must you leave? It was just getting interesting. 134 00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:59,863 Somebody wins. Somebody loses. 135 00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:01,666 The rondelle of life, sir. 136 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:02,767 Speaking of winning, 137 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,702 you mentioned something about a crown. 138 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,771 Ah, yes. 139 00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:09,973 To the victor 140 00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:12,677 belongs the spoils. 141 00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:16,847 Fabulous crown 142 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:17,948 of Emperor Herodotus. 143 00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:21,319 I didn't know that crowns were made of lead. 144 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,953 Lead? 145 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:26,657 What kind of base chicanery is this? 146 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:29,059 I assure you, sir, I will make it up to you. 147 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:31,796 Don't bother. I'm very fond of lead. 148 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:35,700 No, no. You're being far too kind. 149 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,435 I assure you, 150 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,204 I want you to get everything that's coming to you. 151 00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:30,521 Lights, that our distinguished guest may see better. 152 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,545 Allow me to present myself. 153 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:58,315 I am the Count Carlos Marie Vincenzo Robespierre Manzeppi, 154 00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:01,419 adventurer, poet and lover of all that is corrupt, 155 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,421 forbidden and blasphemous. 156 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,423 Charmed, I'm sure. 157 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,291 But you forgot to add murderer 158 00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:08,592 and chief of the Eccentrics. 159 00:17:09,494 --> 00:17:10,628 You hear? 160 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,797 Our fame is spreading. 161 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:15,533 Allow me to present my fellow Eccentrics. 162 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,168 Tony Pie, foremost exponent 163 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:21,204 of the knife and its accurate delivery. 164 00:17:29,347 --> 00:17:30,280 How do you do? 165 00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:34,318 The incomparable Deadeye, grand master 166 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,154 of the six-chambered revolving death. 167 00:17:40,525 --> 00:17:42,025 And a good day to you too, sir. 168 00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:47,264 Villar, our ventriloquial wonder, 169 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:50,200 and his friend and prot�g�, Julio. 170 00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:52,202 Any questions, Mr. West? 171 00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:55,940 Uh, just one question. 172 00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:58,308 Who's the ventriloquist, and who's the dummy? 173 00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:03,848 And saving the most decorative for last, 174 00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:06,016 the divine Miranda. 175 00:18:08,052 --> 00:18:09,453 Lovely, isn't she? 176 00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:10,821 Like a fer-de-lance. 177 00:18:12,824 --> 00:18:14,859 And the mighty Titan. I miss him. 178 00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:17,561 We all do. 179 00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:21,799 He failed in his little encounter with you and so... 180 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,634 Scratch one Eccentric, huh? 181 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:26,537 Titan's dead. 182 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:29,507 Long live his replacement. 183 00:18:41,486 --> 00:18:43,721 Well, I'm- I'm flattered. 184 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,223 Are you asking me to join your group? 185 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:48,258 Why not? 186 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,427 You have much to offer us. 187 00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:54,431 Oh, a certain flair for assassination, 188 00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:58,636 a charming capacity to overcome odds. 189 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:00,905 In short, style. 190 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:03,707 We can use you. 191 00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:07,310 Uh, you'll, uh- You'll turn my head, count. 192 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,446 Aren't you forgetting I'm on the side of the law? 193 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:11,949 Men have changed allegiance before. 194 00:19:13,217 --> 00:19:15,786 I can promise you this: 195 00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,821 Join with us, and you'll be rich 196 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,991 beyond the wildest dreams of the misers. 197 00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:27,431 I see. Do I have a choice? 198 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:30,133 Well, of course you have a choice, Mr. West. 199 00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:33,103 I'm not an unreasonable man. 200 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,539 Join us, or die. 201 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:42,145 A man would be a fool to decline that invitation. 202 00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:44,181 Splendid. 203 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:49,419 Uh, however, there is one test of your good faith needed. 204 00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:50,420 Yes? 205 00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:58,161 To show us that you are really dedicated to our cause, 206 00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:03,133 you'll be required to kill your friend Artemus Gordon. 207 00:20:32,897 --> 00:20:34,632 Enough. 208 00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:48,478 A magic lantern show. 209 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,114 My favorite indoor sport. 210 00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:53,851 Who are these people? 211 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,185 Emperor Maximilian 212 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,820 and his wife Carlota. 213 00:20:58,189 --> 00:20:59,990 Alive and well, I trust? 214 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,660 No, no, not exactly. 215 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,195 Maximilian was shot dead four years ago 216 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,830 by Ju�rez revolutionaries. 217 00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:07,965 Oh, that's too bad. 218 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,300 They look like such a nice couple. 219 00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:16,840 And what have we here? 220 00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:19,009 That is Maximilian's cousin, 221 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:22,479 the Archduke Charles Louis of Austria. 222 00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:24,514 Splendid, Julio. 223 00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:26,950 Tonight he lands at Veracruz. 224 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,352 In two days time, he'll be at Mexico City 225 00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:31,388 to accept his cousin's crown, and then- 226 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:34,591 Well, I'm sure your colleague has filled you in on all this. 227 00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:35,926 Before you murdered him. 228 00:21:37,829 --> 00:21:40,297 Meanwhile, President Benito Ju�rez 229 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,499 will have a serious accident. 230 00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:44,068 Murdered, don't you mean? 231 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:46,704 No, I don't mean murdered. I don't like the word. 232 00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:51,241 News of the president's, uh, terrible accident 233 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,844 will spread throughout Mexico. 234 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:57,181 Hail, Emperor Charles Louis. 235 00:21:57,183 --> 00:22:01,284 Hail and farewell, Benito Ju�rez. 236 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,900 That was bad judgment 237 00:22:16,902 --> 00:22:18,301 on your part, Mr. West. 238 00:22:18,303 --> 00:22:22,339 You forgot Deadeye is the fastest gun on Earth. 239 00:22:24,175 --> 00:22:26,409 I guess you're going to have to be taught a lesson. 240 00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:27,845 What about me, governor? 241 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,479 He ain't seen the show I put on. 242 00:22:30,749 --> 00:22:31,615 Hm. 243 00:22:33,384 --> 00:22:35,285 All right, Tony. You can have him. 244 00:22:44,328 --> 00:22:47,030 Try to savor this, Mr. West. 245 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,867 Tony is really quite an artist in his own way. 246 00:22:52,603 --> 00:22:55,405 When the knife hits the bull's-eye, it's bon voyage. 247 00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:02,179 Too far to the right. Try again. 248 00:23:06,918 --> 00:23:09,352 Left. Try it again. 249 00:23:09,354 --> 00:23:11,855 I never miss a third trick, governor. 250 00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:17,487 Mr. West, this way. Follow me. 251 00:24:37,108 --> 00:24:38,108 Where are we? 252 00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:39,809 Behind the place still. 253 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,478 Why'd you help me? 254 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,414 Oh, that's the kind of fer-de-lance I am, I guess. 255 00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:46,649 Someday, I'd like to do a first-class job of thanking you. 256 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:47,985 Oh, no, but wait. 257 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,686 I want to go with you. 258 00:24:49,688 --> 00:24:50,921 What about your playmates? 259 00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:52,722 Well, I've been thinking about resigning, 260 00:24:52,724 --> 00:24:55,692 and you made up my mind for me. 261 00:24:55,694 --> 00:24:56,559 Let's go. 262 00:25:32,196 --> 00:25:34,564 It's really going quite well, isn't it? 263 00:25:58,756 --> 00:26:03,026 Well, well, well, well, well. Welcome home. 264 00:26:03,028 --> 00:26:05,963 Ah, you brought me the queen of Aramean. 265 00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:08,832 Oh, but my real name's Miranda when you get up off the floor. 266 00:26:08,834 --> 00:26:10,800 Please, make yourself at home. Do. 267 00:26:10,802 --> 00:26:12,269 Thank you. 268 00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:13,903 Anything I can do for you? 269 00:26:15,606 --> 00:26:17,740 Artie, listen. This is important. 270 00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:19,343 Markham was right. 271 00:26:19,345 --> 00:26:22,045 They plan to assassinate Ju�rez tonight 272 00:26:22,047 --> 00:26:23,546 so that Archduke Charles Louis 273 00:26:23,548 --> 00:26:25,983 can take over the throne of Mexico. 274 00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:27,684 Better notify Washington right away. 275 00:26:27,686 --> 00:26:29,052 Who is this, the Eccentrics? 276 00:26:29,054 --> 00:26:30,520 Who else? 277 00:26:40,531 --> 00:26:41,798 Dead? 278 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,734 Deader than the proverbial doornail. 279 00:26:44,736 --> 00:26:47,337 It's moving faster than I expected. 280 00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:49,706 What were you expecting, Mr. West? 281 00:26:54,845 --> 00:26:57,680 Very smart quarters, Mr. West. 282 00:26:57,682 --> 00:27:00,117 Very smart, indeed. 283 00:27:01,185 --> 00:27:04,121 Ah, Miranda, my blossom, 284 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:06,323 your performance was superb. 285 00:27:07,558 --> 00:27:10,060 Accept my congratulations too. 286 00:27:10,062 --> 00:27:11,661 You had me fooled. 287 00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:14,998 And believe me, Mr. West, I didn't enjoy this. 288 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,900 I'll try to remember that. 289 00:27:16,902 --> 00:27:18,601 What's on the agenda now? 290 00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:22,539 First of all, I shall require your train. 291 00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:24,674 Certainly. 292 00:27:24,676 --> 00:27:26,309 For any particular reason? 293 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:27,577 I told you, 294 00:27:27,579 --> 00:27:30,247 Ju�rez will be returning to Mexico City. 295 00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:32,682 You'll accompany his body 296 00:27:32,684 --> 00:27:34,684 on this train. 297 00:27:34,686 --> 00:27:37,587 I suppose that means we're going to be dead too. 298 00:27:37,589 --> 00:27:40,157 No, of course not. 299 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:43,527 Whatever gave you that idea? You'll be very much alive. 300 00:27:43,529 --> 00:27:45,862 In fact, it will be my privilege to present you 301 00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:48,198 to the Emperor Charles Louis 302 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,501 as the assassin of President Ju�rez. 303 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:52,702 A new plan? 304 00:27:52,704 --> 00:27:54,371 You like it? 305 00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:55,838 It's very intriguing. 306 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,140 I think so. 307 00:27:57,142 --> 00:28:02,079 And now you have a certain mission to perform. 308 00:28:03,847 --> 00:28:07,617 Oh, why was I chosen for this job? 309 00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:09,819 My dear Mr. West, 310 00:28:09,821 --> 00:28:13,256 you're an accredited United States agent. 311 00:28:13,258 --> 00:28:16,659 Since you will seemingly have assassinated the tyrant Ju�rez, 312 00:28:16,661 --> 00:28:17,961 it will appear to the world 313 00:28:17,963 --> 00:28:20,397 that the United States is giving its blessing 314 00:28:20,399 --> 00:28:23,166 to the rebirth of the Mexican empire. 315 00:28:23,168 --> 00:28:26,169 And for that we get a million dollars. 316 00:28:26,171 --> 00:28:28,938 Small potatoes. 317 00:28:28,940 --> 00:28:31,441 Has it ever occurred to you, 318 00:28:31,443 --> 00:28:33,743 or for that matter, any of you, 319 00:28:33,745 --> 00:28:36,946 that my government would gladly pay $2 million 320 00:28:36,948 --> 00:28:40,683 to save Ju�rez and his democracy? 321 00:28:40,685 --> 00:28:43,987 Very shrewd maneuver, Mr. West, 322 00:28:43,989 --> 00:28:45,688 but it won't work... 323 00:28:46,890 --> 00:28:48,191 I don't think. 324 00:29:00,505 --> 00:29:05,975 Mr. West, you have succeeded in making me lose my temper. 325 00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:07,477 Is that bad? 326 00:29:07,479 --> 00:29:10,180 For you, it will be highly traumatic. 327 00:29:11,649 --> 00:29:13,016 We have little better than an hour 328 00:29:13,018 --> 00:29:15,185 before we must embark on the Ju�rez mission. 329 00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:16,286 Not too much time, 330 00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:18,054 but enough to teach you 331 00:29:18,056 --> 00:29:20,223 a most salutary, highly-corrective lesson 332 00:29:20,225 --> 00:29:22,492 about meddling in the plans of the Eccentrics. 333 00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:24,294 Now can Miranda do a turn with the whip? 334 00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:25,928 She does it so well. 335 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:29,466 Count, I still have a few fine points I could show Mr. West- 336 00:29:29,468 --> 00:29:30,967 Be quiet, all of you, 337 00:29:30,969 --> 00:29:33,436 and put that silly thing away. 338 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:36,473 As the old saying goes, 339 00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:39,008 "This one's on me." 340 00:30:33,413 --> 00:30:36,215 No, a little further back. 341 00:30:40,588 --> 00:30:43,122 Yes, now, uh, to your right. 342 00:30:44,558 --> 00:30:46,559 That's excellent, thank you. 343 00:30:57,104 --> 00:31:00,106 One of my many admirers, I presume? 344 00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:03,409 And I assure you, she'll not lose her hold on you 345 00:31:03,411 --> 00:31:06,245 this side of the 17 gates of hell. 346 00:31:07,982 --> 00:31:09,248 Then I guess I'll have to get used 347 00:31:09,250 --> 00:31:11,584 to her hot little hands, won't I? 348 00:31:11,586 --> 00:31:13,820 Oh, but there's much more to my little diversion 349 00:31:13,822 --> 00:31:15,388 than just that, Mr. West. 350 00:31:26,099 --> 00:31:30,136 Now you are in the cradle of limbo 351 00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:35,608 suspended halfway betwixt Elysium and Hades. 352 00:31:36,811 --> 00:31:38,578 I always did want to get away from it all. 353 00:31:38,580 --> 00:31:41,147 Well, then you should be enjoying yourself. 354 00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:44,250 Unfortunately, you won't stay up there for long. 355 00:31:48,889 --> 00:31:51,958 For shame, count. 356 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:53,893 You should have used a better-quality rope. 357 00:31:53,895 --> 00:31:55,261 No. 358 00:31:56,797 --> 00:31:58,197 You don't seem to be grasping 359 00:31:58,199 --> 00:32:01,400 the finer points of this, Mr. West. 360 00:32:01,402 --> 00:32:04,303 Julio? Explain it to him, will you? 361 00:32:04,305 --> 00:32:07,473 The rope has been chemically treated with a caustic. 362 00:32:07,475 --> 00:32:11,044 In approximately 14 minutes, it will part. 363 00:32:11,046 --> 00:32:13,079 And down will come cradle, baby and all. 364 00:32:14,649 --> 00:32:16,849 He's a barrel of monkeys, he is. 365 00:32:16,851 --> 00:32:19,786 And there's more, much more. 366 00:32:19,788 --> 00:32:20,887 Tell him, won't you, count? 367 00:32:23,223 --> 00:32:26,425 Observe, Mr. West. 368 00:32:31,264 --> 00:32:33,432 Van de Graaff's experiments 369 00:32:33,434 --> 00:32:36,002 in static electricity showed me the way. 370 00:32:36,004 --> 00:32:41,207 Oh, there are thousands and thousands of volts 371 00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:44,410 barely held in check. 372 00:32:44,412 --> 00:32:46,212 Now, what will happen 373 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:49,048 when you fall into the middle of it? 374 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,584 The shocking moment of truth, I suppose. 375 00:32:52,786 --> 00:32:56,255 Beautifully stated, Mr. West. 376 00:32:56,257 --> 00:32:58,858 Oh, I wish I could stay and watch, 377 00:32:58,860 --> 00:33:02,729 but unfortunately, the smell of scorched people 378 00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:04,864 disagrees with me. 379 00:33:04,866 --> 00:33:07,533 Adieu, my noble friend. 380 00:33:07,535 --> 00:33:10,336 We have chosen our respective ways. 381 00:33:10,338 --> 00:33:13,673 You're off to your electrical Valhalla, 382 00:33:13,675 --> 00:33:17,343 and I and my confr�res are off to mark 383 00:33:17,345 --> 00:33:22,148 "paid" to the account of Mr. Benito Ju�rez. 384 00:33:23,216 --> 00:33:26,753 Mr. West, enjoy. 385 00:33:56,150 --> 00:33:57,283 Mr. West. 386 00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,185 Ah, Miranda. 387 00:33:59,187 --> 00:34:01,120 Come to watch the thrilling descent? 388 00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:02,989 Listen, you said your government 389 00:34:02,991 --> 00:34:06,192 would give $2 million to have Ju�rez alive, remember? 390 00:34:06,194 --> 00:34:07,626 Bless your greedy little heart. 391 00:34:07,628 --> 00:34:09,162 We'll go halfers. 392 00:34:09,164 --> 00:34:11,931 Fifty-fifty split, just you and me, okay? 393 00:34:11,933 --> 00:34:13,700 I hate to change the subject, but I don't think 394 00:34:13,702 --> 00:34:15,434 I'm going to be hanging around very long. 395 00:34:15,436 --> 00:34:17,303 Promise. 396 00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:19,471 All right, 50 percent of everything I collect. 397 00:34:19,473 --> 00:34:21,507 Now, grab that pole and smash those lights. 398 00:34:34,955 --> 00:34:36,889 The electrical field is stronger than I thought. 399 00:34:36,891 --> 00:34:39,992 Miranda, over my head are a couple electrical wires. 400 00:34:39,994 --> 00:34:41,393 I want you to cut them with your whip. 401 00:34:41,395 --> 00:34:42,995 But they're right next to the rope. 402 00:34:42,997 --> 00:34:44,797 If I should hit that by mistake, then- 403 00:34:44,799 --> 00:34:46,298 That's where the fun comes in. 404 00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:47,800 Not knowing which will go first. 405 00:34:54,574 --> 00:34:56,542 Uh, look, I'm nervous. I can't. I- 406 00:34:56,544 --> 00:34:58,544 Miranda, right now. 407 00:35:32,045 --> 00:35:34,180 You're sure it was the terrace the count was headed for? 408 00:35:34,182 --> 00:35:35,481 Positive. 409 00:35:36,884 --> 00:35:38,851 That's Ju�rez's secret new headquarters. 410 00:35:38,853 --> 00:35:40,253 He found out. 411 00:35:43,290 --> 00:35:44,556 Hyah! 412 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,253 Alto, se�or. 413 00:36:17,390 --> 00:36:19,058 Guard, this is, um... 414 00:36:19,060 --> 00:36:21,928 Est�s muy importante a Presidente Ju�rez. 415 00:36:26,399 --> 00:36:28,968 Hang on, I'm gonna have to dump this guy. 416 00:36:36,744 --> 00:36:40,079 S�. Anything you say. 417 00:36:40,081 --> 00:36:41,948 Adios, muchachos. 418 00:37:31,164 --> 00:37:32,164 Jump. 419 00:37:34,567 --> 00:37:35,734 Alto. 420 00:37:42,943 --> 00:37:44,543 To the right, please. 421 00:37:50,717 --> 00:37:53,119 As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted 422 00:37:53,121 --> 00:37:54,520 by the Eccentrics... 423 00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:57,223 Artie, you son of a gun. 424 00:37:59,026 --> 00:38:00,692 Ju�rez? 425 00:38:00,694 --> 00:38:02,061 In that room. 426 00:38:03,663 --> 00:38:05,364 Follow me... 427 00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:07,099 at a respectable distance 428 00:38:07,101 --> 00:38:10,403 as befits gringos, if you understand me. 429 00:38:22,049 --> 00:38:23,682 Mr. President. 430 00:38:30,023 --> 00:38:31,357 Mr. President? 431 00:38:31,359 --> 00:38:32,858 Yes, my friend? 432 00:38:35,162 --> 00:38:36,262 Sir. 433 00:38:39,366 --> 00:38:43,069 I'm in the Secret Service of the United States. 434 00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:46,305 I must tell you an attempt is going to be made on your life. 435 00:38:46,307 --> 00:38:48,140 My life? 436 00:38:48,142 --> 00:38:50,977 Surely there must be a mistake. 437 00:38:50,979 --> 00:38:53,412 Who would want to kill me? 438 00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:56,248 There's an organization that sells death across the counter 439 00:38:56,250 --> 00:38:57,850 like bolts of calico. 440 00:38:57,852 --> 00:38:59,551 They call themselves the Eccentrics, 441 00:38:59,553 --> 00:39:00,853 and their leader is- 442 00:39:00,855 --> 00:39:05,657 Count Carlos Marie Vincenzo Robespierre Manzeppi, 443 00:39:05,659 --> 00:39:06,892 your servant. 444 00:40:15,562 --> 00:40:18,297 It was a delicate problem, 445 00:40:18,299 --> 00:40:21,800 how to dispose of you and your equally-troublesome colleague 446 00:40:21,802 --> 00:40:23,402 without upsetting the timetable 447 00:40:23,404 --> 00:40:26,272 governing the elimination of Mr. Ju�rez. 448 00:40:26,274 --> 00:40:29,975 Obviously, a catalytic agent was needed. 449 00:40:29,977 --> 00:40:31,544 Like her ravishing highness. 450 00:40:31,546 --> 00:40:32,844 Precisely. 451 00:40:32,846 --> 00:40:36,515 It was painfully obvious to me 452 00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:39,952 that the divine Miranda had forsaken me 453 00:40:39,954 --> 00:40:43,956 and was now dreaming girlish dreams only of the $2 million 454 00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:47,025 with which you had so cleverly baited your hook. 455 00:40:47,027 --> 00:40:48,594 I see. 456 00:40:48,596 --> 00:40:49,962 Then I was supposed to break loose 457 00:40:49,964 --> 00:40:51,730 from the amorous Miranda. 458 00:40:51,732 --> 00:40:53,165 My dear Mr. West, 459 00:40:53,167 --> 00:40:56,034 I would have been desolate if you hadn't. 460 00:40:57,504 --> 00:40:59,171 And now- 461 00:40:59,173 --> 00:41:02,408 Now we come to the final movement. 462 00:41:02,410 --> 00:41:07,179 Mr. West, greedy Miranda, 463 00:41:07,181 --> 00:41:08,880 Mr. Gordon, 464 00:41:08,882 --> 00:41:11,950 I have permitted you to expend much time, 465 00:41:11,952 --> 00:41:14,620 trouble, and ingenuity 466 00:41:14,622 --> 00:41:17,289 to arrive at your place of execution. 467 00:41:19,058 --> 00:41:22,094 However, your execution will be held in abeyance 468 00:41:22,096 --> 00:41:24,663 until after Mr. Ju�rez has been gathered 469 00:41:24,665 --> 00:41:26,465 to his forefathers. 470 00:41:26,467 --> 00:41:30,236 I appreciate a little audience for my curtain closes. 471 00:41:30,238 --> 00:41:32,104 I... 472 00:41:33,140 --> 00:41:34,173 I beg your pardon. 473 00:41:34,175 --> 00:41:36,542 I'm going to take a little nap 474 00:41:36,544 --> 00:41:38,244 until it's curtain time. 475 00:41:47,621 --> 00:41:48,987 Uh, is it all done with mirrors, 476 00:41:48,989 --> 00:41:50,922 or are you really good at throwing those knives? 477 00:41:50,924 --> 00:41:55,594 Ha! Governor, if I do say so meself, I shouldn't, 478 00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:58,264 I'm the living tub-thumping, cock-crowing hen. 479 00:41:58,266 --> 00:41:59,765 Oh, you don't say. 480 00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:01,900 Well, maybe you'd put on a little demonstration for us. 481 00:42:01,902 --> 00:42:04,670 Sure- Turn it off, West. 482 00:42:04,672 --> 00:42:05,904 How about that? 483 00:42:05,906 --> 00:42:08,040 With all Tony's talent, 484 00:42:08,042 --> 00:42:09,675 our wild and woolly cowboy friend 485 00:42:09,677 --> 00:42:11,243 won't let him put on a little show. 486 00:42:11,245 --> 00:42:14,547 We're entitled to it, aren't we? 487 00:42:14,549 --> 00:42:17,149 Condemned men are always granted a last request 488 00:42:17,151 --> 00:42:18,384 and a hearty meal. 489 00:42:18,386 --> 00:42:20,786 Tough. It's cook's night off. 490 00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:23,189 Okay, then let's have the last request. 491 00:42:23,191 --> 00:42:24,423 A little entertainment. 492 00:42:25,425 --> 00:42:27,459 Come on, Tony. 493 00:42:27,461 --> 00:42:29,995 Let's see how close you can come 494 00:42:29,997 --> 00:42:31,630 without nicking me. 495 00:42:49,649 --> 00:42:51,850 Well, don't stop now. I'm just beginning to enjoy it. 496 00:42:55,755 --> 00:42:56,855 That's a lot, governor. 497 00:43:01,695 --> 00:43:02,861 Drop it, West. 498 00:43:02,863 --> 00:43:05,564 Right now. 499 00:43:05,566 --> 00:43:08,400 Too bad, Jim. It was a good try. 500 00:43:19,579 --> 00:43:21,079 What happened, Julio? 501 00:43:21,081 --> 00:43:23,081 Mr. West suckered Tony into throwing his knives. 502 00:43:24,384 --> 00:43:25,751 Ah, yes. 503 00:43:26,686 --> 00:43:28,387 And the astute Mr. West 504 00:43:28,389 --> 00:43:31,223 proceeded to cut his bonds with them 505 00:43:31,225 --> 00:43:33,525 in an attempt to win his freedom. 506 00:43:33,527 --> 00:43:34,860 Correct, Mr. West? 507 00:43:34,862 --> 00:43:38,597 It seemed to be a pretty good idea at the time. 508 00:43:38,599 --> 00:43:42,268 You're not without a certain native resourcefulness, 509 00:43:42,270 --> 00:43:43,969 which I do admire. 510 00:43:45,605 --> 00:43:47,606 Oh, dear. 511 00:43:47,608 --> 00:43:49,642 Now, more than ever, 512 00:43:49,644 --> 00:43:54,246 we can use you in our sadly-depleted organization. 513 00:43:58,518 --> 00:43:59,851 Governor... 514 00:43:59,853 --> 00:44:01,119 Governor, listen to me. 515 00:44:01,121 --> 00:44:02,120 Gov, I- 516 00:44:02,122 --> 00:44:03,889 I didn't mean- You know- 517 00:44:07,059 --> 00:44:09,127 Fall down, Tony. 518 00:44:09,129 --> 00:44:10,796 You're dead. 519 00:44:15,602 --> 00:44:18,837 And as for you, Mr. West, 520 00:44:18,839 --> 00:44:20,472 you've never been closer to certain death 521 00:44:20,474 --> 00:44:23,108 than you have been in the past few minutes. 522 00:44:23,110 --> 00:44:25,143 I wish I'd known. 523 00:44:25,145 --> 00:44:26,978 Do you think Deadeye is just a man 524 00:44:26,980 --> 00:44:32,083 who handles a gun with amazing accuracy and speed? 525 00:44:32,085 --> 00:44:33,752 He's much more than that, you know. 526 00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:35,120 He's a machine. 527 00:44:36,556 --> 00:44:38,256 Lubricating oil in his veins 528 00:44:38,258 --> 00:44:39,825 instead of blood. 529 00:44:39,827 --> 00:44:42,060 Electrical circuits instead of nerves. 530 00:44:42,062 --> 00:44:44,229 Steel cable instead of muscle. 531 00:44:44,231 --> 00:44:46,231 My, my. 532 00:44:46,233 --> 00:44:48,834 All that for shooting down defenseless men. 533 00:44:49,970 --> 00:44:51,102 What a waste. 534 00:44:51,104 --> 00:44:52,904 Easy, West. 535 00:44:52,906 --> 00:44:54,707 Take it very easy. 536 00:44:54,709 --> 00:44:57,108 Hm, my compliments, Mr. West. 537 00:44:57,110 --> 00:45:00,045 Of course, you know what the canny Mr. West 538 00:45:00,047 --> 00:45:01,780 is trying to do, don't you? 539 00:45:01,782 --> 00:45:04,983 He's doing his very best to make you lose your temper. 540 00:45:04,985 --> 00:45:07,486 How could I possibly do that, 541 00:45:07,488 --> 00:45:10,255 simply by pointing out the fact that Titan was defenseless 542 00:45:10,257 --> 00:45:13,191 when you lined him up in your, uh, gun sights? 543 00:45:13,193 --> 00:45:15,627 West, so help me... 544 00:45:15,629 --> 00:45:17,363 And little Tony. 545 00:45:17,365 --> 00:45:20,131 That took a lot of nerve and skill to gun him down. 546 00:45:20,133 --> 00:45:22,968 You know what I'm wondering? 547 00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:25,904 I'm wondering what you'd be like with someone who had a gun. 548 00:45:27,106 --> 00:45:28,540 Someone who knew how to use it. 549 00:45:28,542 --> 00:45:30,442 Don't be a fool. 550 00:45:30,444 --> 00:45:32,210 It's just what he wants you to do. 551 00:45:48,461 --> 00:45:51,797 If I may make a small suggestion, 552 00:45:51,799 --> 00:45:52,865 you're a count. 553 00:45:53,900 --> 00:45:55,066 Why don't you count? 554 00:45:55,068 --> 00:45:57,235 Very good. Why not? 555 00:45:58,905 --> 00:45:59,971 Ready, gentlemen? 556 00:46:01,941 --> 00:46:04,376 You ready, Deadeye? 557 00:46:04,378 --> 00:46:06,378 Remember, I've got a gun too. 558 00:46:08,848 --> 00:46:09,815 One... 559 00:46:12,018 --> 00:46:14,553 Have you ever been shot, Deadeye? 560 00:46:14,555 --> 00:46:16,955 Had that unforgettable experience 561 00:46:16,957 --> 00:46:19,658 as that hot lead pumps into your body? 562 00:46:21,394 --> 00:46:22,594 ...two... 563 00:46:22,596 --> 00:46:25,330 There's still time to pull out, Deadeye. 564 00:46:25,332 --> 00:46:26,364 Better a live coward- 565 00:46:29,969 --> 00:46:31,703 Fall down, West. 566 00:46:31,705 --> 00:46:33,271 You're... 567 00:46:42,515 --> 00:46:43,782 Mr. West, 568 00:46:43,784 --> 00:46:46,752 you have a fine shiny gun, 569 00:46:46,754 --> 00:46:49,721 and you certainly know how to use it. 570 00:46:49,723 --> 00:46:51,990 I, in turn, have a fine shiny bomb, 571 00:46:51,992 --> 00:46:54,526 and I assure you, I know how to use it. 572 00:46:54,528 --> 00:46:56,895 I think you're trying to make a point. 573 00:46:56,897 --> 00:46:59,765 If you should be ill-advised enough to shoot me, 574 00:46:59,767 --> 00:47:01,800 this bomb is primed to go off, disposing of you, 575 00:47:01,802 --> 00:47:03,034 Miranda and Mr. Gordon. 576 00:47:06,906 --> 00:47:10,308 Yes, and quite possibly disposing of Mr. Ju�rez, 577 00:47:10,310 --> 00:47:12,945 who, if I am to judge by the enthusiastic sound 578 00:47:12,947 --> 00:47:14,312 of the faithful, is drawing nigh. 579 00:47:14,314 --> 00:47:17,048 A Mexican standoff, is that it? 580 00:47:17,050 --> 00:47:19,785 I don't know if that's a bomb 581 00:47:19,787 --> 00:47:21,787 or a nickel-plated egg cup. 582 00:47:21,789 --> 00:47:24,990 Hm, I know, and that's where the fun comes in. 583 00:47:24,992 --> 00:47:27,225 Is it worth the risk to find out? 584 00:47:27,227 --> 00:47:31,363 Uh, you seem to forget that you've lost the initiative, 585 00:47:31,365 --> 00:47:34,432 that you're in hostile territory 586 00:47:34,434 --> 00:47:36,167 and surrounded by the enemy. 587 00:47:37,403 --> 00:47:40,706 But brilliant general that I am, 588 00:47:40,708 --> 00:47:44,075 I took the trouble to prepare a proper avenue of retreat. 589 00:47:46,479 --> 00:47:48,881 Act one to you, Mr. West. 590 00:47:50,216 --> 00:47:52,851 But when the mists rise 591 00:47:52,853 --> 00:47:54,987 and the sudden silences fall, 592 00:47:57,223 --> 00:47:59,290 look for me. 593 00:48:14,874 --> 00:48:17,042 Welcome home, Mr. President. 594 00:48:28,923 --> 00:48:31,122 What? What the devil did he say? 595 00:48:31,124 --> 00:48:32,691 Oh, it's a little embarrassing, sir. 596 00:48:32,693 --> 00:48:34,593 Oh, come on, West. Out with it. 597 00:48:34,595 --> 00:48:36,762 He said the wall is solid. There's no sliding panel. 598 00:48:36,764 --> 00:48:38,129 Oh, I see. 599 00:48:38,131 --> 00:48:40,832 And you still maintain that the wall slid back 600 00:48:40,834 --> 00:48:42,267 like the Red Sea- Yes, sir. 601 00:48:42,269 --> 00:48:44,970 -and conveniently allowed Manzeppi to escape. 602 00:48:44,972 --> 00:48:47,272 Yes, sir. There's no doubt about it. 603 00:48:47,274 --> 00:48:49,641 Secret panels and walls. 604 00:48:49,643 --> 00:48:50,709 Has it ever occurred to you 605 00:48:50,711 --> 00:48:52,544 that the whole thing was an illusion? 606 00:48:52,546 --> 00:48:53,712 Well, I saw it too, sir. 607 00:48:53,714 --> 00:48:55,681 I can assure you it was no illusion. 608 00:48:55,683 --> 00:48:58,116 Well, perhaps you've been working a little too hard. 609 00:48:58,118 --> 00:48:59,718 Ever consider that? 610 00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:02,287 Confound it, you agents aren't made of bronze. 611 00:49:02,289 --> 00:49:05,791 You could be suffering from an optical illusion. 612 00:49:05,793 --> 00:49:08,560 Innumerable times, I've suggested that our agents 613 00:49:08,562 --> 00:49:11,329 be compelled to use their full amount of leave time 614 00:49:11,331 --> 00:49:13,031 each and every year. 615 00:49:13,033 --> 00:49:15,100 Every man is human. 616 00:49:15,102 --> 00:49:17,235 You can't just go from assignment to assignment 617 00:49:17,237 --> 00:49:20,205 without rest and not have it catch up with you in the end.